I am also a sweaty guy.* I understand what you are saying, but must be forced to disagree. Yes people will see you sweat. Yes you will be a sopping mess. But AT LEAST people won’t have to look at your nipples or chest hairs plastered against the inside of your shirt. If Sean miller was even a little more hairy, that…

I mean what am I gonna do...NOT get drunk and dance my ass off to Thriller? Of course I’m going to do that.

Exactly. Perfect answer for a stupid-ass question.

In addition to being a terrible, condescending question, it’s also a deeply stupid one that shows the reporter doesn’t understand how basketball works. Baylor got outrebounded because defensive rebounds are easier than offensive ones, and Baylor missed way more shots. Baylor rebounded better than Yale on a percentage…

This guy is my new favorite player.

Adam LaRoche’s school of choice is something else: baseball school. And, in a world full of deadbeat parents, at least he’s a guy who wants his kid around. Applaud him for that.

This is such bullshit.

It’s the middle of March, and this kid is going to Spring Training with his dad everyday? Aren’t kids this young supposed to be in some sort of school setting?

Also, can you please leave the Jews out of this. We’re not interested. we don’t want you.

SO SURPRISED! Shocked even. Someone get my fainting couch. This is so hard to believe I can barely stand up. Legal for me, but not for thee?

he makes his own fertilizer, eating a strict diet of organic locally sourced fruits and vegetables

I only smoke the finest artisnal kush. It’s jolly good whilst selling the wares of my mustache and beard wax sandwich cart.

I hope McNair refuses the eventual settlement offer. This is one of those cases where the toxic publicity plus likelihood of defeat might draw a greater-than-requested settlement award from the corporation, basically giving McNair a full win, plus monetizing the accompanying non-disclosure. I just hope McNair wants to…

Yeah, it’s not like the “take a penny, leave a penny” tray at 7-11.

And let’s be honest. Ivanka is by far the most successful and seemingly best adjusted of the 3 siblings. She's done great with her fathers mantle.

That poor kid and his poor sisters, who were basically just told via major news outlets that they’re not good enough.

Sause was open to having children of her own. According to Jaquiss, Sause felt it would make up for the life she took while driving drunk in 2004

Yeah these people should not be making more people.

Holy shit, this is too much fuckedupedness for one story. Needs a male heir? Replacing the person she killed driving drunk? Aaaahhhh!

Only sons can carry on his family business? Is it operated by using one’s penis to type?