I don’t understand why misses and plus sizes are in different departments. Why can’t they be in one place or at least the same floor?

The polyester bullshit is universal to affordable fashion, I think. It is incredibly rare for me to find a dress that fits well, is a style I like, is under $100, and is made from a natural fiber. And I’m a completely standard size 8. Whoever invented summer dresses made from polyester and acetate that are dry clean…

whatever, I don’t think you can call a garment “queen-sized” unless it has cartridge pleats and a collar or ruff with a diameter of at least a foot.

Constantly. Especially ones too ignorant regarding female anatomy to realize that a large majority of 68-year-olds don’t even get periods anymore.

How many idiotic men do you think will make comments about her period?

OH MY GOD I ACTUALLY HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO THIS TO A CAT CALLER THE OTHER DAY AND I DID AND IT WAS AMAZING ok that’s all

Obligatory.

I will enjoy the tears of the misogynistic when HRC is elected president. It will feel so good watching them act like pissy babies when we have a female president.

“theses periods”

This makes me detest her guts (lol at detest but idk, I don’t hate her) so much more. Her patent denial that her and her blubbering husband’s politics had NOTHING to do with creating a situation in which frothing at the mouth racists could have this power is delusional, so help me Obama.

1. Transcribed emoticons are always funny.

I love the bracketed corrections and punctuation from the text messages.

I think the secret villain in this story is Giant Black Rectangle.

5 Sex Offenders You Meet in Heaven

Mitch Albom provided Cleaves with an alibi that he was at a Michigan State game at the time the alleged assault occurred.

Well, it being an ‘80s sitcom they didn’t really address the gynecological side. But most obstetricians are OB/GYNs.

Middle names are stupid in the first place. Why do I say this? Because for some stupid ass reason my parents gave me two names (just like most kids - I say most since a lot of dumbasses give kids like 5 names nowadays) and have only ever called me by my middle name my entire life. Like, the day I was born I got 2…

Maybe Mitt can lend him some of his binders.

Bernie, you’re breaking my heart.