This would explain Trump’s love of Missouri’s football teams.

I’d much rather him pop up everywhere and be a celebrity for being an astrophysicist and you know, actually doing something with his life rather than seeing more coverage of the Kardashians.

Same here. And the fact that they continuously donate to Planned Parenthood. They are just the best.

Update: The shade keeps coming and it is glorious.

Death penalty for killing an animal seems entirely reasonable. Great comment.

We should bring back firing squads just for this piece of shit. He deserves something worse than the clink.

It takes a special kind of asshole to target dogs.

Okay this is great and all but has anyone else seen this glorious clap back?

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Wait, that can’t be true, can it? If they kill all the remaining women, who will do the laundry and do kitchen stuff in the kitchen?

Legalizing prostitution would hurt women? How, exactly?

It’s so romantic when a couple saves themselves for their second marriage.

No reason to go that far back. Manning in 2015 was just as bad or worse than Dilfer in 2000. The argument is basically “this worked last year.”

Sanchez is the perfect mentor for a young QB learning the ins and outs of 18 year olds.

If you take every word of the Bible literally you must be out of your damn mind or haven’t really read it.
Disobedient children are also deserving of death. As the father of three I’m kind of okay with that though.

These are the people with the sores, the gaping sores! The sores that are pus-y!

Can they just leave the team by the curb, or do they have to let sanitation know in advance?

Jay-Z clearly has 100 problems now.

This is like taking an aspirin for your end-stage syphilis.

On the topic of solving problems, I have one for the Deadspin commentariat.