Man, what the hell? It’s a gorgeous commercial that kinda accurately reflects the way people look? Cancel!

Reached for comment, Manziel says he looks forward to smoking and possibly injecting the blackball.

(*reads headline*) Maybe Evans means that teams shouldn’t sign Manziel out of compassion and concern, so that he can focus all of his energy on getting the help he so desperately needs.

I would want to ban Greg Hardy first. But it’s not like lifetime bans haven’t happened in the NFL: Art Schilchter, Stanley Wilson...think there’s another drug offender in there.

Look, I hate Trump as much as the next guy, but fuck you for that first sentence.

I’m not sure I buy that France isn’t too familiar with Donald Trump’s political positions. Not only have they received extensive media coverage, but there have been 11 Republican presidential primary debates so far, of which Trump has appeared at 10, along with many more Trump rallies with which to familiarize…

Typical Trump voter. “I dont know what he stands for or what his record is, I just like his racism and ignorance.” You stay classy, Nascar....you stay classy.

Their first problem was expecting that a sentient uncircumcised penis would have a coherent opinion on Islam.

I’d like to think of it as a political statement, and that he was encouraging Canadians to “flip” Prime Minister Stephen Harper out of office. As a comment on the image read, “I hope everyone realizes that the bat flip did more in one swing for the morale and collective culture of [Canada] than Harper did in 10 years.”

eh, mick was probably drunk tho

Well, the second incarnation of the KKK. The first, in the immediate post Civil War era, was certainly a product of the deep south.

I made a burner for this. No one knows this story except me, my husband and our healthcare providers. I had an abortion of a baby I wanted more than anything, ever. I loved her so much.

City population is even a bad metric for trying to determine a city size, other than in the most literal sense. Municipal boundaries and the degree to which suburbs are included in the official city boundaries vary quite a bit throughout the country.

Waiting for the increase in funding for disabled babies and their mothers. Waiting... waiting...

Fucking Christ. It’s not about protecting our daughters from the big bad men. It’s about showing that big bad men are a) typically bigger than women (but actually little wimps), b) bad, and c) all men. Our sons don’t, for the most part, have to be protected from big bad men or even from big bad women, so you’re…

FUCK these people and let’s let them lie in bed dying of meningitis and see if they refuse fucking medical care. Reminds me of my religious zealot cousin who refused to get prenatal care and insisted on a half-assed home birth but quickly raced her ass to the hospital when the baby wasn’t breathing and needed a…

This quote from the article jumped out at me in particular:

Same. I mean put SOME effort into naming your band, dudes! It’s no Mouse Rat, that I can tell you!

I’m glad she included the bit about the dude apologizing, and that it didn’t actually make her feel better. This is a whole part of it. “Hey, sorry I sent you a dickpic/called you a slut/grabbed your tits/sent you that explicit email. I don’t know what I was thinking.” “Well, this doesn’t actually make me feel better…

This is horrible, wholly unsurprising, and more horrible because it’s so unsurprising. Looking forward to reading the whole piece by Brodsky after work.