They should sell these at the Q next season:

We can’t say we weren’t warned. I own five cats now. :(

Oh no. You watched the promo...didn’t you? If only you had listened to the doomsday preppers and gotten into that bunker with all the women Ted Cruz keeps chained down there none of this would have happened.

She got a dick pic when it was actually took some effort. I’m grossed out but also I marvel at the work involved. Wow.

My wife once got an actual photograph of some guy’s boner slid under the apartment door. She and her roommate figured it was the creepy morning doorman of their building. She kept it because it was so comically large. Years later, I was trying to find a pen and I stumbled across it and she told me the story. This was…

A post has been making the Facebook rounds about a woman who sends pictures of her shits to guys who send her dick pics.

This woman is a true hero. I should celebrate by sending her pictures of my genitals, right?

Someone on here recently suggested I reply to dick pics with dick pics found on the Internet. I’m dying to try this.

The back is a gateway body part. It starts with a little scapula action and next think you know they’re looking at pelvises. It doesn’t end until they’re huddled close to the screen, trying to catch a glimpse of patellas.

Doesn’t ABC air Scandal? Some pretty raunchy prime time sex scenes on there. At least they’re good with interracial couples? No? Doesn’t help?

I watched a promo for Carol. Thought it was all fun and games. Just a little commercial before I got back to a 2 and a half men rerun. No big deal. JUST a movie.

I mean let’s just be real. It’s not the nudity they have a problem with, it’s the fact that it’s a lesbian sex scene and not a hetero one. If it was either one of those women with a man there wouldn’t be any problem.

A back? On television!?!? Won’t someone think of the children?

Yeah this is truly puzzling to me that no one is publicly talking about this. Maybe down the road it would make sense, but to move two teams and have them fight for mind share with two NBA teams, two baseball teams, a hockey team, just seems rash.

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.

It should be fine, I mean Philip Rivers’ kids’ alone fill up half the stadium.

The deal ... would make the Chargers tenants in the stadium ... the Chargers would be L.A.’s secondary football team.

“Assault” is the correct term for hitting someone with a fucking hockey stick.

I know exactly how you can avoid this sort of crazy. Don’t send your kids to a preschool that costs more than the average salary in the United States. Just a thought.

War and Peace are my boobs’ names.