“I hope my son sees early on that not everyone gets a trophy,” said Bristol Palin, a person who is famous because of her talent, hard work, and thoughtful insights.

To be fair, everyone has the right to a defense even someone as awful as Peterson. So I have no problem with a lawyer who would defend someone like that. That’s how the system works and we shouldn’t attack defense lawyers when they’re an important part of our criminal justice system. This case is a choice for the…

His lack of talent really is nearly as offensive as his gross predatory behavior. Rita Ora is very lovely and has a beautiful figure. This picture makes much of her upper body look deformed.

I’m more uncomfortable with the arm tattoo staring...just staring at me from behind the shirt. No joke, it’s giving me goosebumps (and not the exciting kind, either).

No one in their right mind would sign up (with) Bill Cosby for any business, or appoint Max Clifford as their publicist, so how the FUCK can Richardson still be in business?!

(I’m kinda looking forward to all the “who” responses. It could be record setting)

Also? I just noticed. The attorney is the same guy who defended Drew Peterson.

“I’m suing you because I shot and killed you, am now under investigation, and therefore I am emotionally distressed.” Fuck this cop

In the Onion story the quote from the cop would be “See what you made me do!”

Uhhh, isn't emotional distress part of the job description when you decided to become a police officer? It is literally your job to handle distressing situations. It's also the defense apologetics use when explaining why it's okay for you to kill unarmed civilians. This is an extra step of awful.

The above email appeared in my inbox as I was reading this article. Yeah, not so much, Trib. 2016 is already a shitshow.

This could literally be a headline from The Onion.

That quote is so condescending.

The word “gal” is one of those things that inexplicably makes my skin crawl. Maybe because it’s usually said by condescending chunk-nuggets like this guy.

If my words were misplaced.

“The gal that’s running against me is a 30-year-old, you know, mom, mother of two infants,” the 62-year-old Republican said during a radio interview. “And I don’t know if anybody mansexplained to her we’ve got to spend three nights a week in Columbus...”

Florida is trying to out-Texas Texas.

Not just Japan. I get the impression that the South Korean government would like this to go away as well.

“It is as if the Japanese government is waiting for us to stop speaking out and die,” Lee said.