That’s how the senators actually looked. They would rather not be reminded of it.

Right?

A little while ago, Gawker told me I’m an asshole for correcting grammar (true). You’ve just confirmed it, because I also laughed at this. A lot.

Because I love testing Siri, I just told her I was a mole woman. Her response: “Is that you, Kimmy?” ???

Am I the only one who thinks, “white supremacist" when they see a pic of Daddy Drumpf?

Boys will be boys!

I would totally join this agency. I’m not a fan of putting myself in the public eye, but for the sake of the country, I would take one for the team. Where do I sign up and who's my first target? I'm thinking McConnell—his turkey waddle is hawt.

That's why men shouldn't be punished: he frequently sends his side pieces to get abortions. And heaven forbid Drumpf face punishment for having sex that resulted in an unwanted pregnancy!

If we impose age limits on the Court, then we should be doing it on the presidency. Unfortunately, that means Ted Cruz should be president (based on the ages of the remaining candidates; the choices don't get too much better if you include the original field). It also means RBG should be off the Court.

Considering she was nominated for an Oscar for her performance in The Deer Hunter and had already won an Obie, I’m going to have to disagree with calling her a newbie. She was a she, which I think was the ultimate problem. Hoffman’s a well-documented, notorious asshole. None of this is surprising (that people are…

I've paid off enough of my loans that fucking him wouldn't be worth it. When I first graduated from grad school? Maybe.

Can Elijah be their third? They're the only reason why I continue to hate-watch this show.

Not even 3:30 on Friday afternoon and I’m done. Him dismissing that old woman in the video and seeing Joe loves him? I just can’t anymore today.

That’s what turned me off before ever tuning in (though I DVR’ed it and may watch eventually): how much makeup they caked on Mirielle. When someone is described as a natural beauty, Mirielle should be the standard. Her beauty is luminous without all the excess ornamentation. Also, I hated that the woman in the show’s…

Thank god! I was honestly worried about you!

Um, he wasn’t fired?! Wtf?! Threatening to murder another employee is sickening and often a precursor of an actual attack. I’m sure there are numbers on this. You have grounds for a restraining order, for heavens sake!

It’s the child’s fault others were attacked. Duh.

It’s especially fucked up when you consider they had knowledge — before hiring him — that he was a sexual predator (according to the Plaintiff)

I'm fine either way, too. The stories I've heard make me believe it was her people AND she's evil. Well, she has a bit of a sailor mouth, which I think is awesome. In my mind, awesome = evil. I know, I'm odd.

Sex. Isn't premarital sex a sin? I love me some sinning!