This.

Great piece on him (this is the preview because I’m too lazy to find the full interview):

What? Seriously. What?

Maybe he’s thinking, like me, it’s not the shorts. Instead, the boy is ruined because the girl is (probably) from the wrong side of the tracks. That pink hair? How gauche! Mommie can’t let her precious baby be infected with that tacky trash!

When I was in fourth grade, Robbie Wadas (yeah, I’m calling you out, dickhead; it’s been almost 30 years, but I’ll never forget) called me a bitch. I was brought up in a very progressive household and knew “bitch” was not a word to use lightly and not to be used regarding females.

Methinks Cliff Clavin up there is as clueless as his TV counterpart.

In what world is NC swinging left? In 2008? Sure. By 2012 (and still), it's swung very right. I lived there for eight years—during this time—and witnessed it. If you think it's any other way, you're drinking some wonderful kool-aid.

I lived there eight years, escaping in 2013. When I moved there, it was the “new South”. By the time I left, it was heading toward Jim Crow South. I would avoid it. Seriously.

I'm standing in a Starbucks, waiting for my drink, and laughing very loudly to myself. Thank you for that.

My hard-earned welfare and unemployment checks give me every right to complain about laws!

You're reading my mind! Get out of it!

I was really surprised she was seemingly normal. I couldn’t understand how that carbuncle got its hooks in her.

As a domestic attorney, I can attest to this. Custody cases get bad and parents accuse the other of bad acts; they air ALL their dirty laundry. We always find out things that are better left unknown and present each parent in horrible lights. It’s really quite sad. (For the record, things found out rarely harm the…

You betcha!

That’s what set her so far apart from other skaters and why her silvers were so egregious: Michelle was an ARTIST on the ice.

She’ll never stop making me laugh with her bawdy humor.

I was in Vietnam in January for a couple weeks. Their currency is the dong. The Beavis & Butthead inside of me giggled ALL the time.

I had two custom ones made about 15 years ago. Best splurge ever.

Such a dick move! Ghosting your children is the ultimate crappy parent move.

Unrelated: I watched this week’s Dateline in which an FBI agent shot and killed his wife, using four shots, because he felt threatened by her brandishing a knife. What struck me was what one of his FBI compatriots said about the incident: it’s FBI policy to shoot first until the danger is neutralized and then assess.…