Haven’t watched this yet. Does he get $200k, only to be told that the button will be offered to someone whom he doesn’t know?

He should book Late Night, say he doesn’t really follow late night shows anymore and then ask if Conan still works here.  

This made me curious, because I knew they could cross rivers and such, but I’d never heard of one swimming in the ocean. Turns out, there’s a lot of pictures of it.

For some reason, this one made me chuckle. To me, it looks like a jockey got lost at sea.

It’s funny. These fucks are always delivering the message than educated, namby-pamby elites are ruining America. College is for dorks, and feminazis and gays! You don’t need that shit! We’ll bring back coal, so you can mine it! And save farming somehow, and get you your job back at the Ford factory! Real hard work…

“Why don’t those wealthy black athletes put some of that money back into their communities and solve their own problems instead of insulting the national anthem?”

Those same taxpayers are footing 50% of the $140million Quicken Loans Arena renovation project. Put another way: that’s enough money for eight I Promise Schools with change leftover, for a place that won’t educate anybody or produce anything of value anymore.

The GOP has done an amazing job of convincing people that the money spent on education is a waste. As if having an entire school full of students brought up to speed on reading and math, year after year, will in no way benefit the entire city of Akron and is just a pointless boondoggle.

“Remember when they used to say I looked too mannish.” — Janelle Monae. It goes in the same bucket as adultification, I feel. It all lumps you into the pile of “it’s basically an animal black man, they’re asking for it, they can deal with it.”

Hmm, this year’s crop of white tears is exceptional.

1. This doesn’t involve police investigating themselves.
2. There is no room for interpretation here. There are no scenarios that they can draw up where what they did was OK.
3. It’s easily provable. No need for witnesses, video, etc.
4. And this is most important IMO, the other cops at the department were involved in…

wE oNlY hIrE tHe SmArTesTeRs WyPiPo

I’m sure I could find a more PC way to phrase this, but my mother and both my sisters are excellent at the white lady “polite bitch” routine (I’ve used this term in their presence and they didn’t explicitly dislike it, lol), I think we all know what I’m referring to. I have seen them win numerous seemingly hopeless…

It’s a taxpayer-funded program to fight poverty for white people

A man belly is the one you get from tough, manly pursuits like drinking beer and cutting your 200 sqft lawn with a riding mower. Not girly stuff like carrying a whole seperate thing inside yourself for 9 months 1 or more times.

So the judge saw something in the video that NONE of the rest of the world saw? What a bunch of shit.

I’m trying to figure out how “times were different” when “having sex” with a drunk person has been a no-no since at least the mid-90s when I was in middle school. Because what we not gon do is act like this clown is 75 years old.

Charlamagne Tha God Admits to Raping His Wife the First Time They Had Sex

The NAACP needs to issue a travel advisory for the entire state of Florida.

We all know had the races been reversed and it was a black man who “defended” himself by shooting a white man defending his family, that white man would be called a hero and that brother would be up under the jail and Lawyer-Sheriff Bob would be telling us all how he had no choice but to lock that brother up.

I don’t know about you, but I for one have reset my autocorrect/spellcheck dictionary to “Klan Meeting 1922.”