The answer is

Subaru WRX STi...

Totally read that as “the goggles” and immediately thought - they do nothing.

In the long run, he probably saved his kid a lot of maintenance headaches.

I was going to say Subaru, but then I remembered that I owned a WRX wagon for 3 years and it bankrupted me with repair costs.

DAMMIT BOB!

Ye’, Canada’s 15 year rule means all but the last few years of TVR are available for import.

Yes, apparently 2 Mokes, or as the guy in the video says, “a golf cart”.

The Fiat Multipla bit was much better

I happen to like their shirts.

Miata is always the answer. I don’t care what the EPA estimates are, anyone who has driven one of these machines extensively will tell you that the amount of fuel you use relative to the amount of time you spend at 5k rpm is shockingly small.

A New Start. I have the plate. Go cry in your pie.

You shit on everyone’s suggestions and then come here and post this - fucking shocker.

Samsonite! I was way off.

This:

Okay, Sid is officially awesome.

Alternate post title: “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck”

This is probably a real problem with the car-buying British public.

First generation Viper. It would be interesting to hear about something that could kill you and it would give you enough room to find a second car. Like the Hummer/GT-R.

What the fuck this thing is awesome can we be friends