Yep. Last time I had the flu I was lying with ice packs on all my pulse points at 2am, staring at the thermometer. If I hit 104, I was going to the ER. I managed to bring it down to 102.5 and went to my doctor first as soon as I could in the next day.

I would assume it's simply because Winston can't be sued under Title IX and FSU is the proper defendant in this particular action.

Uh, if you can think of a food angle to the Charlie Hebdo massacre, so that I can cover it on my food blog called Foodspin, I'm all ears.

I think the point is mostly that it's not about you. I, like you, very rarely get sick. But because I rarely get sick, I often take a while to recognize anything serious when I do get it. If I did happen to get the flu, I could be walking around, taking public transit, using the gym, etc., without even knowing I…

I cannot star this enough. Our daughter was incredibly difficult to potty train. She really just didn't care if she was wet of had a load in the pull-up. Her time was far too valuable to be spent in the bathroom. Only when we started having her help clean up her accidents did it click with her that maybe using the…

I'd rather get shit on by my kid every day for the next 5-6 years until he starts school (he's 3 months old) than have to pay $1,020.00 per month for daycare, which I am currently doing.

There is no such thing as using too many wipes. Good luck getting just one out of the plastic tub. I end up pulling out a phone sized stack and don't care; I just go with it. The kid is there with crap all over their ass and starting to squirm, you just have to get as much off of them as quick as possible before they…

Good luck on your recovery. Alcoholism runs in my family, and I'm just lucky it skipped me.

However, you touched on something when you said " All I know is me. ...if someone did what Skip Bayless did here, it would've set me back years." - It may have set you back years, but I don't think you're a multi-millionaire…

I would like to objectify a lemon cake right now.

Correct. This is not normal, Barry.

SKIP BAYLESS: I can say what I want on TV. Ever heard of the First Amendment?

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Before I could turn around he was pressed up behind me and against the glass. He started to kiss me and I turned around and pushed him away. He grabbed my right hand and tried to put my hand on his penis area. As I was pulling my hand away saying let go! let go! let go! please let me go! The ding of the elevators…

I didn't create this racist system nor do I benefit from it. It's not up to me to progress a motherfucking thing. You are so damned obtuse that you can't understand just how difficult an interracial marriage can be right now. I don't owe you a goddamned thing. Go find your answers somewhere else and leave me the hell…

Thanks so much for illustrating for everyone exactly the sort of bullshit pseudo-ally behavior both the original post and chitlins are talking about. It only took you three comments to get to, in effect, "You're the real racist." God forbid you should shut up and listen to the experience of black people, instead of…

Not talk about it. You can just do the right thing without telling everyone. That's not only for issues of racism, it's also just a general rule. You shouldn't need positive reinforcement for being a decent person. Just be one.

"Not being a good kid" from an "awful" family is not an executable offense in this country

I agree with the cops here. There are absolutely no laws (at least that I'm aware of) that allow freedom of speech in this country. I mean, the entire reason this nation was founded was because we wanted those in authority to act without discretion or be subjected to the views of the people. I'm like 87% sure on this

If we're all supposed to honor and respect you for being big strong men willing to take a bullet to enforce the law and protect the public, maybe you shouldn't undercut that by being hysterically overreactive crybabies about the slightest implication that maybe somebody in your ranks is doing a shitty job?

When I was moonlighting as a bartender, a liver fluke came into the joint, slopped down in a corner booth and snapped his fingers to get a cocktail waitress.