Tell kendall to have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.

I will take my ESPY now, dear Root Readers and Esteemed Mr. Harriot. I will post (like an old guy) my comment from 3 days ago, right here on your other article: I am writing my speech as you read this. Clearly I am a prophet.

‘“We pulled them out of the box, taped them down. There was no ill-intent,” he added. “If someone thinks that I mean personal harm to someone, they don’t know me.”’

*Fox News voice* Who do these UNGRATEFUL ATHLETES think they are anyway, to tell the AMERICAN PEOPLE what to think? To help us answer this question is a panel of celebrities who haven’t been relevant since the fall of the Berlin Wall.

We should stop wasting so much time on the opinions of overpaid millionaire athletes...and instead focus on the opinions of people who made their fortune the old fashioned way...by waiting for their father to die, frittering away the fortune in a series of silly investments then win some of it back on a reality…

How dare this self-made, boot-strapping entrepreneur multi-millionaire (probably billionaire by the end of the decade) mock and disrespect the sanctity and honor of a racist, bigoted decaying sack of Cheetos? He worked hard at being born on third base. Republicans know who’s the real American here!!! Sad!

Given that Trump was telling owners to fire anyone who protested, I read the gesture as “okay, and here’s what that looks like: no players.”

You sound like you need a drink, mate

Vicki is a deep, dark chasm of endless need. It’s uncomfortable watching her. Every time someone calls her on her Sociopathic shit, she says “I’m not perfect!” Maybe not, you venal Harpy, but could you shoot for decent?

Same. Remember the guy who dumped me at his family reunion? A few years later he came to my job (I was a waitress) to tell me he’d gotten his shit together and ask my forgiveness and generally wish me well, etc. It was all very Jesus-y, so the whole theme of his presentation was that he’d “gotten right with God” and…

It’s mainly the fact he divorced her via texts yet it seems in his mind well it’s partially her fault they don’t talk when he divorced her via text.

“A fashion show with no fashions. How dreadful.”

Jezebel also has a lot of Beccas **. Or maybe it’s a few but they post so much it feels like a lot. I miss Kara so much, she always got them soooo angry.

Cant tell if Trump is saying he thought the hurricane would HIDE the pardon, or he thought that it would BOOST the pardon.

Thank you. I should be okay where I’m at now, but there are still so many people I know who decided to shelter when it was only predicted to be a Category 1 or 2.

Agree.

I kind of hated Caroline but I really hated Julie so whenever Caroline mocked her, I found it hilarious. Really, I wanted to see what atrocious fashion choices Juliet would commit. I can’t believe that girl was a stylist.

Cheshire is pretty awful, they are no Auckland that is for sure.

To clarify: I grew up in Brooklyn New York before it was in it's "too cool for school hipster phase", served tables and left college with NO MONEY to pursue a sales career. So you can throw the "elitist" talk out the window, Mitt Romney wouldn't spit on me if I were burning. My grandfather left the south, POOR AND…

The "hard R" doesn't make a fucking bit of difference. He could have said "nigga" with no R, twirled in a flamboyant circle, and done a death drop in a tutu and it would still be considered offensive to me. It's not cute when rappers say it, kids in the street, or overpaid ponytail wearing jerks, regardless of the…