Smash Hits (pop music mag in the UK) always referred to David Bowie as ‘Dame’ David and that’s the only honorific he ever needed.

I’m so sad that I recognised Dweezil Zappa’s guitar before I even saw him

#Yesyou

Very few of us care about the Royal Family. It was ‘Are we getting an extra Bank Holiday (public holiday)? No? Then who gives a toss?

Yep, there’s always a RICO charge for the money laundering through Trump Tower.

That’s a lot of dairy. But then I’m the English person who hates custard so what do I know?

She’s ‘retiring her beautiful costumes? Has she already done that then because the one in the pic is a tacky mess.

Looking the black Vincent Adultman.

By Creme Anglaise do they mean ‘custard’? Why would you have a Baked Alaska with Custard?

Or for a man with new dentures.

I think the latter is no more likely than the former because I don’t think he especially gives a shit about anybody but himself. His kids are there to pay fealty to him and that’s pretty much it.

Yeah, if it was a different dress, it’d be fine.

911 caller ID is some stone age tech apparently because states can put the budget for emergency services ‘wherever they would like. Your average smart phone is likely to be more accurate unfortunately.

You can have face or body - the skin or the grin but not both. Then I have plausible deniability.

There was a theory floating around here a while ago that the physical was being looked at as a get-out clause. I wish I could remember who posted it.
That the Russians had washed their hands of him and this was the way those in charge were going to get rid of him.

This year I’m gonna learn to drive and how to do the Electric Slide

Knew a sound man (white) who kept his wires for mics in a Crown Royal bag and he was the first person I saw using them.

Princess Michael of Kent has always been a top class C

Name was something like ‘Wut’ but yeah, don’t hold your breath waiting for that take back.

Or he is so addled that she is signing for both of them now.