My theory was she realised he was actually smiling at the daughter (Ivanka) who is standing next to her.

I remember seeing her a guest judge on X Factor and she was a first class dick to almost everyone through the door.

She has more than enough time away from him when he is in DC and she is refusing to leave NY.

If you notice a man is wearing a lot of jewelry, he really is wearing a LOT of jewelry.

Charlotte Church was also asked apparently and said she was doing whatever the Welsh equivalent of ‘watching paint dry’ is.

I think he thought winning would make him happy/respected and he was miserable because he wasn’t. Now he’s won, he has found out it hasn’t made him happy/respected and he doesn’t know what the fuck to do now.

Much like David Cameron saying he liked The Smiths. Morrissey was ‘Urm...no thanks’

Spike Slawson’s Ukelele covers band Uke Hunt:

I haven’t seen the doc but I feel like a parent would be broken hearted at the loss of a child and prioritise that over the living child, at least for a while.

Poor Vince, he has needed a nap for like 20 years. He can’t believe he has to stay awake for this.

I think she thought I had ‘ideas above my station’ (ie didn’t know my place). If by that it was implied that I was smarter than she thought and could see through her bullshit, she was right on the money.

Those dancers earned every penny.

A big topic of conversation when my nephew (who is bi-racial) was a kid was his Danish mother coming to the family for Xmas and calling him ‘Little monkey’. It was concluded that she just didn’t know but eyebrows were certainly raised.

That’s because “Mariah doesn’t do stairs”.

No fucking shit. This stuff took most of the top layer of skin off as a teen. Looked like burns victim for a week,

In the UK I believe this is known as Meat Paste - comes in different types

That’s like the dress equivalent of what I call ‘Taxi shoes’ - look amazing butr you’re cabbing it there, cabbing it back and sitting down all evening with people fetching you drinks.

I actually don’t mind LVP because if she wasn’t stirring what would they be talking about? As in another comment she’s not that smart but she’s at least smarter than Kyle and co (different person every season) who expend all that energy trying to ‘bring her down’. I am so over chess analogies ladies, do better.

Favourite Gina-ism -

To face: I want to move forward...