My problem with this is that, when Black women wear their hair in it’s natural state it is called unkempt, unprofessional and looked down upon. When a white person wears an approximation of this hair style, and that’s all this is (this is not an afro, this is a twist out), it’s just super FUN and OMG!so new!

God lord, I remember when Evan was born and now he’s a parent *is old* *wants you off her lawn* *doesn’t really have a lawn*

I feel like the pink on it’s own would have been OK but the blue makes a bit too...mixamatosis-y

Try as she might my Mother cannot pronounce Penelope which means a ‘ot of conversations about how much she enjoys ‘Penny-Lope Cruz’

I have her book at home and it’s pretty good:

I call them ‘taxi shoes’ - because you are not walking anywhere in those.

Reading this I was reminded of the possibly apocryphal story of Jack White talking about the ability of Meg White on drums - “She plays the drums as well as I taught her” or “as well as I want her to”., I can’t remember which.

I like it but I do prefer ‘dickmatized’.

I don't have a dog but, when you see me in my glasses in public, be sure something is very very wrong in my world.

I can even overlook of sweatpants because: Common.

I was a little older and they just seemed empty and sad to me. I saw the film at the cinema and just felt like I came out covered in a layer of grime. Never been able to look at it again.

That was for not having tax on his car I think *ashamed, not ashamed* - his parents did not pay it for him as they usually do.

I know it is a thing to make-up very young girls to look waaaay older but they have managed to make her look not human. That’s a skill.

I went to the wedding of two people from my then weekend job and someone I had fancied for a long time but I didn’t know that the Bride and Groom both knew was there. We ended up leaving the reception together in a cab and going back to his house. Wedding was on a Friday and the aforementioned job was on Saturday so…

You guys - That list took a REALLY long time to scroll through.

My Mother’s theory when people get killed off stems from this - “Must’ve asked for a raise”

I think ‘Warriors’ is awful but no one else sees it but me.

I don’t think you sound bitter. I think you are just reflecting on the past - that happens when ‘big things’ happen to other people. You compare where you are at to wherethey seem to be at. An off and on again fling of mine but also very good friend who ‘never ever wanted to get married’ got engaged earlier in the…

'Person of colour' = OK.
Coloured = I would cut a bitch if someone called me that. I am Black. Thanks.

We weren't having our picture taken weirdly, we were just sitting in there.