Lucky you, that you don’t have to be at work when your kids are waiting at the bus stop.

You know... You don’t see us Jews running around wearing motherfucking crosses. So why the fuck is this goddamn evangelical Christian wearing a motherfucking mogen David?!

A gentle reminder to let others heal in themselves what others have broken. She's completely within her rights to forgive.

I legit read every line as if it were new. Nailed it.

cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat women. cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat women. cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat…

and the response is 40+ of these

As a woman I do have to ask who the hell tells someone they like them and then says they don’t need to respond?! Girl, Maya (Mara?) that’s nuts.

Ugh I so needed this today. I sometimes think I’ll never meet anyone.

Great. I’m crying and now I want an apricot. Thanks, Obama.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

I can’t even with this guy today.

I might actually watch a bond movie if he was bond.

I will eat iceberg when cut into wedges and doused in blue cheese and bacon. Because then it is just unhealthy enough for me to forget I’m eating lettuce.

It is. Because i’ve had ranch made with fresh buttermilk, and it was heavenly.

I unapologetically love ranch dressing. It’s good on salad, it’s good with raw broccoli, it’s good on french fries, hell, I’ve even made poutine with ranch cheese curds. I love all kinds of dressing and I don’t fool myself into thinking it’s healthy or highbrow, but damn is it tasty.

“I hate ranch” is the new “I don’t even own a tv”.

Beets are to be loved, not merely tolerated. Hmph.

“Ranch dressing is dumb....”