I spit pinot at “fee fee.”

“Everyone else was having fun with us!!!111!”

What a... fucking stupid song.

I was the same way. Never could understand what people were so uuuuugh and blaaaargh about the morning after partying. I was all like “Here, have some breakfast casserole!” while they wept tears of horror.

Yeah, no. “People are overweight because they want to sit on the couch.” I laugh.

Ooh ooh me!

Oh, I know. I’m not arguing against this. Just pointing out the differences in safety between prepared foods and produce/packaged foods, because many people don’t understand the difference.

It really is tricky.

Almost the same happened to me... except my plastic fetus was teeny tiny, so I popped it in my mouth, swallowed it, and very tersely said, “THERE. FIXED IT FOR YOU.”

Zealots who protest in parking lots, in particular, are known for their rule-following and not, you know, their utter whackjob zealotry.

As the caretaker of a special needs child, I leave you with a big “grow up.”

I have so much respect for you and your story. I hope you’ve had peace and joy in abundance.

"conservative orientation"

Is this the same FB that fucked around with people by flooding their timelines with sad/depressing content last year just to see what would happen? Sorry, but I'll pretty much never get past that.

"... in the ass, mouth, and cunt."

Yes, I'm a small business owner (a chef) who has had negative experiences with Yelp.

Okay, great.

In case you're not aware, 1) many restaurants have similar policies; and 2) your sense of smell is directly related to how you taste your food. I don't want your stupid Cartier fog all over my petit filet. It's why your server isn't allowed to wear perfume/cologne, either.

Seriously, 8000000x this. Bottom line: If Yelp is so awesome and impartial and all that shit, then (pretend this is in all caps, 'cause I'm trying not to go there) why do I have to PAAAAAY (sorry) for some of my business's positive reviews to be displayed?

Re-read the comment. Do you hang DIRTY items on a line? Neither do I. Deep breaths.