So you’re saying Beyonce is intelligent? I’d like to see some receipts on that, please.

The baby does not receive any nutrients from the mom for the first few weeks.

That’s my thought. I can see why he’d want to be there as Malia’s dad and not the President that day.

I love this.

I think that wouldn’t work. Guys would enthusiastically say “ok!!!” And then you'd have a creeper trying to put his face in between your legs.

It was her birthday so obviously she needed some flair.

This is my other Chi, PeeWee. He is 12 years young in one more week. I don’t apologize for the big pic because WOOK AT HIM!!

This is all well and good, but Madonna is obnoxious as all hell for approximately 80483240238 reasons that have nothing to do with her ridiculous costume tonight. I don't object to Madonna dressing sexy, I object to Madonna as a thoroughly tiresome asshole.

Yes and yes. When Glen Beck went on television and said it used to "suck" for black people but "it doesn't anymore", I remember thinking to myself what a fucking clown this guy is . It turns out a rather large swathe of white citizens actually do think racism, by-and-large, is a thing of the past. This is why it's…