The Zodiac is stupid and I think less of anyone who believes in it. When you were born doesn’t fucking matter.

How many of you voted in 2016, and voted for Hillary Clinton?

Look, Scott is a good-looking, successful, educated man. There is not exactly a shortage of conservative Christian Black women in the South who would view him as an acceptable husband. There are also plenty of white women who would marry him.

Not since Buffy’s The Body have I seen such a great death in the family episode. This was real good stuff.

Gremlins

Thanks. I was feeling awful because he’s the best dog ever. 

Thank you for posting this. I was watching it live this morning and it was truly moving. I’m actually not going to re-watch it but if I remember correctly it was right after she had read the lyrics to the mariachis’ song (about a mourner longing for death). That’s an old Mexican funeral standard. My son and I cry …

The internet was a fucking mistake.

“The best solution is to change the way people eat, the way they live, the lifestyle, and diet,”

OJ! I can wonder what the hell her parents were thinking with those initials except I never noticed it myself until you pointed it out just now.

BTS is deep State Benghazi pedophiles trying to turn your baby communist gays.

I really really don’t want a piece of Kanye, or the Kardashian/Jenners. Sorry but we’ve all got our own real life shit to get through. I guarantee that you could ask any person in this country and they could tell you that their spouse/parent/sibling/child/friend/coworker/neighbor/etc suffers from a mental illness or…

Every now and then, I get an friend request from someone from junior high or high school. If it’s someone who was a spectacular asshole, I usually respond with something like*:

This article doesn’t even touch on why the creation of the labradoodle was a problem aside from the usual “they’re being bred by people just in it for the money” issue of dog breeding.

President Healing Crystals is just spouting the same New Age hokum that white liberals love to bloviate about, where psychopharmacology is a corporate conspiracy, and the only way to fix your problem is meditation, a juice cleanse, and freebasing essential oils out of a shaman’s ass cleavage.

In case anyone finds their way to this article and needs to talk to someone...

idk about you, but I find obscenely large gemstones/engagement rings to be tacky as hell. Also I wash my hands a lot and would be forever snagging that shit on everything. But, I guess if you have nothing else to spend oodles of money on...

A brown diamond is about half a step away from being a charcoal briquette.