It’s forgivable. I mean, he is stupid hot. Emphasis on the stupid...

I believe this is how Olympic swimmer and Sex Idiot™ Ryan Lochte says “yawn.”

It is. I had a friend in high school whose mom was a plastic surgery assistant and she said the biggest tricks were to never ask to look more than 10 years younger than you are, and don’t have a full face lift before you’re 60. It’s way too obvious and even the best ones can be spotted a mile away. Small amounts of…

God I love that pasta attachment. Trying to sucker someone into buying me the lasagne, ravioli presses next but the set is like, $325. 😒

My mom had this book! I was obsessed with that picture of her draped on the steps in that metallic gown. Don’t judge, it was the 80's and I was like, 12.

The sad truth is that I have forgotten more stories like this than I can remember. I, and most of my girlfriends spent the better part of the late 90's/early 2000's working in and around the music business and most of what was described above would have previously been referred to as an average Tuesday. I was…

Loved The Big Short! I wish it had a chance.

I don’t like him either. I’ve never been able to get over the fact that I’m watching Leonardo DiCaprio and not a character. His best performance to date was probably The Wolf of Wall Street and that's probably because it wasn't really acting for him. Also, Tom Hardy ran rings around him in The Revenant and I'm not…

Good to know the Kardashian curse extends beyond sports.

Once, in explaining my deep hatred of Coldplay to an old coworker, I used a line that they were like, “Radiohead for my mom.” When I told my mom about this a few months later she said, “Don’t pin that on my. I hate Coldplay.” Love her.

Good luck. The CEO of Discovery (parent co. of TLC) was the highest paid CEO in the country last year. $120m, I believe he made? Yeah, if there's a hell...

This one is mine and I would slay a dragon for her. No doubt.

(We are convinced she is part cat.)

It was her birthday so obviously she needed some flair.

Please trust me that in New York, and with crushing student loan payments, it doesn’t go anywhere near how it sounds.

Yet my husband and I found out when we did our taxes as a married couple for the first time this year that there’s only a credit if the combined income is under $180k, which we make just over. Then it becomes a a”marriage penalty.” Fun times!

He's a raging bag of assholes. I've worked with, or around him on at least half a dozen occasions and not a single person, even those in his own camp, have anything good to say about him. He is rude, condescending, abusive and acts like he's Robert-fucking- Plant in the 70's with his bullshit swagger and dismissal of…

Thanks! Yeah, even my seamstress said she couldn't underrstand the lack of options. Also, considering I think I sat down for about 20 minutes of the seven hours between our ceremony, reception and after party, I can't imagine wearing 4" heels.

I wanted fancy shoes with a heel, but my now husband is only a couple of inches taller than me so I thought I was out of luck until I found these 2.5" glittery Jimmy Choo's. Seriously, you are fairly shit out of luck if you're looking for a lower heeled bridal shoe.

Toast is my favorite dog on Instagram! I swear that following her will make your life better.