He thought catching some Z’s meant chasing after Zaza Pachulia.

I can’t believe that the awards ceremony that began and has continued as a foreign correspondents coke-and-orgy party can’t get their shit straight.

Joke’s on everyone, I painted that in ‘97 and it’s the lead singer from the Spin Doctors.

What you need to know going into Justice League: Olin Soule has passed away and will no longer be voicing Superman. Wendy and Marvin show up but in this grittier timeline Wonder Mutt or whatever he was called has been run over.

Hopefully I will be quizzed on this at the theater, forget everything, and be denied entrance.

It’s back to working at a parking garage in Albuquerque.

This game needs to interface with the Nintendo Power Glove so that you can control Yoda, Frank Oz-style.

Come and play with us, Browning. Forever and ever.

Hopefully this latest work by Ansel Adams III will alert the rest of the country about the horrible condition of “living in Cleveland.”

Insofar as his goal was largeness rather than lack of animal cruelty, yes.

“You don’t know where that hair’s been!”

Anyone with Lebron because he’s already got the giant head going on

I think it’s a contingency plan insofar as Amazon is doing its own internal investigation, or PR for Amazon to be able to say “we’re taking this seriously, although we wouldn’t have two months ago.”

That could be about any TV family with the surname Hogan.

He can imitate Vin Scully? No, that’s Gabbo.

No, that doesn’t sound plausible.

SPOILER: Patton is actually Mike Huckabee’s failed first attempt at a large son from an earlier marriage.

It’s true, the Lakers are abysmal.

Is Ulysses Klaw related to the guy who tormented Inspector Gadget?

“Just when you think the Kardashians are regaining their relevance, Jezebel excretes another post about them.”