That’s why Russ is the MVP, he can’t flourish in the presence of other valuable players.

Well it could be that the Bulls’ front office and on-court personnel are and have been a bunch of no-talent dickbags.

Caption: Bobby Portis, Hypnotizer of Basketballs

Don’t forget about Alastair. He’s kind of like Basil Rathbone as Sherlock Holmes, maybe not the most faithful (or contemporary) adaptation, but iconic nonetheless in his crotchety-to-playful turn.

The typewriter turns into one of Lew Zealand’s fish. The main attraction was Kermit doing the William Tell routine with Miss Piggy and then Miss Piggy not coming back as another character and in fact actually dying in Muppet canon, which was subsequently violated by that simpering dickbag Jason Segel.

Holy shit, this is a real blow for the Eastern Conference, which goes from having 1.13 good teams to having 1.098 good teams.

A South Carolina State Senator makes $10,400 a year, meaning he’s still radically overpaid. Believe me, Texas also pays their legislative idiots a pittance, which begins the vicious cycle of attracting the sort of unprofessional dilettantes and unhinged ideologues who screw up the state further.

A South Carolina State Senator makes $10,400 a year, meaning he’s still radically overpaid. Believe me, Texas also pays their legislative idiots a pittance, which begins the vicious cycle of attracting the sort of unprofessional dilettantes and unhinged ideologues who screw up the state further.

Negative: Only shoots 50% from the free throw line

Whichever one first had Super Pavel Bure in it, and my own creation The Human Tornado in goal.

Lack of Chalmers frees up Skinner’s rhetorical choices.

Because it’s a Deadspin comment?

Imagine being a person undecided on what to think until the South Park episode addressing your indecision comes up.

I remember the first one in the theater, the others not so much. But where’s The Muppets’ Naked Lunch? 

Man, Warren was kinda crap before the Run and Shoot got there; in 1986 he had 13 TDs and 26 INTs. Even his season in Seattle at age 41 was better than all those mid-80s seasons.

(Barry notices his post doesn’t really have a point other than to remind us that Bob Costas once covered football) (fires up laptop) (posts comment as ‘Bull Moose’ in a deranged but canny attempt to get 100,000 people to reply to a comment)

It’s the only thing I learned from Full Metal Jacket, he didn’t have sniper training from the Marine Corps. Look, on a scale of one to 10 in the conspiracy vaults (and I guess conspiracy = any deviation from the shoddy, produced-within-the-year Warren Commission report), this is like a 2 while Oliver went to 9 with…

I don’t even consider it an intricate puzzle, Mob low-lifes are hardly particle physicists. Neither were the Watergate conspirators, but we had the advantage of Nixon taping them all.

If only there was some way with dealing with the root problem.

There have been about 100 reading comprehension dismissals, but this one is too good to let go: where in my tiny little sentence + clause did I aver that Oswald didn’t shoot Kennedy?