My wrestler’s breath smells like wrestler food.

I guess it’s better than IneffeCTual ReFLux (sponsored by Pepto-Bismol)

More like Lindsay GROUSE

I’m so old I remember when the thing they used to distract reactionary bigots from their bleak lives made bleaker by soak-the-rich/drown government in a bathtub GOP assholes was gay marriage.

We just need to take about 100% of the 55/45 Congressional seats gerrymandered into a papier-mâché GOP monolith.

Emanuel: We’ve got Steve Guttenberg AND the guy who played Sweetchuck! (initiative passes unanimously)

Trading for Eastern Conference malcontents is like eating poison and expecting the other team to die.

“An avid gourmand and chef, Halladay liked serving up meatballs.”

Like I said in my other comment, I’m about as minimal a conspiracy theorist as possible, but even people like me didn’t exist at the time of the Warren Commission report, completed and released to the public within 10 months of the assassination. And as the National Archives board found, “Well before 1978, President…

If your Pollyannish version is a 1 and the thing you ascribe to me is a 10, let’s say I’m a 4 or 5... likely more mob-related given Ruby’s connections with Giancana and Campisi. That’s the thrust of the theory propounded by the chief counsel of the House Assassinations Committee (and the guy who drafted RICO,…

Hey, it worked for Paul up-thread, and probably for even more people in 1963-1964.

In the near future, people will wonder what the phrase “Dark Universe” meant, and by the near future, I mean from the time the phrase was invented in the past through today and on until the end of time.

Jeez, if that’s the case, you’d think more than one person would have shown up at the lightly guarded prison transfer to shoot his ass then.

God, not the Texans, I know we’re sad but we’re not THAT sad.

One basic question: why the fuck did Jack Ruby kill Oswald if he really was a lone wolf unconnected to any larger conspiracy?

He probably expects to get paid for user-generated content, whereas most of the editors and contributors are content with Virtual Internet Recognition Fun Bucks (not redeemable at any Internet E-Store)

“Remember that time James Harden accounted for the second most points in history behind Wilt Chamberlain’s 100-point game? Deadspin doesn’t! It’s all 6 through 8 seeds in the Eastern Conference from here on out!”

Of all the bad movie podcasts this is one of them.

I never thought I’d yearn for Nick Kyrgios flame-out posts, but constant Eastern Conference/Knicks game-by-game exegeses has done it.

Darnold threw a shitload of ill-advised interceptions once any of his offensive linemen or receivers got hurt, he should be a perfect fit.