CHARLIE! THEY TOOK MY SLEEVES!

It’s immaterial what the fuck Fox News is doing at any given time, it’s like asking a length of hose spewing exhaust into a guy’s car is doing— it’s spewing exhaust, naturellement.

When I was a much younger Astros fan, Darryl Kile was a real gut-punch, even though he had since joined the hated Cardinals. That fucking curveball. 33 years old.

My best-case scenario: (1) his putrescence is tied to every single GOP politician and legislator out there like a leaden anchor (2) the GOP is exposed in the minds of millions as a regional, monochromatic shitshow (2a) thereby encouraging young people of color to continue to register and fight against voter…

Good news, I’ve secured an injunction against Chisme de Univision, LLC against making you do have to do these as it’s a clear Eighth Amendment violation, as well as several sections in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and fair labor law statutes.

Move over, Daniel Webster’s chapter in Profiles in Courage, there’s a new and better candidate!

No, he has been deemed by the International Call-Out Court to be a Gold-Star Caller-Outer, and there are no take-backs. Long live his/their inspired bravery.

Opulence. The Nets owner does not has it.

This new character limit is going to be no picnic for all involved.

(1) I can’t believe the rapper forced the University to change its name to Drke.

Multiple discrete stories on the family of websites, so no door prize for you!

Hopefully this inspires Randy to at least run for Alderman.

Well this is the ninth I’ve heard of it.

As the Hollies sang, he’s King Midas with a curse... he’s King Midas in reverse.

I was thinking of watching a compilation of early CGI space battles from Babylon 5, it looks more realistic than the beige sludge I saw in the trailer.

In the IMAX version does Ted Knight narrate the action?

Lord Bullingdon, legitimate NFL owner, rails against even having to stoop to duel the likes of Spanos and Irsay.

Now let’s see him perform against an NBA team.

The owner’s participation trophy was in the sack with the gross of Quaaludes and the $25,000 in cash.

Even in his heyday I characterize most Colts games as “Andrew Luck brings team back from deficit caused by Andrew Luck’s terrible turnovers.”