We said NFL owners, not pretenders who stage their home games in a high school soccer stadium.

I don’t live in Cleveland, why should I have to meet her.

Finally, an article that rightly acknowledges that the Eastern Conference doesn’t/shouldn’t exist.

Top notch reasoning. Because Trump is a celebrity, all celebrities will turn out disastrous. Don’t bother me with Al Franken, who seemed informed on the issues of the day and has been a thoughtful, reliable Senator, I said ALL celebrities.

Photoshop of Irsay/Hunter S. Thompson in a convertible, driving on a desert highway, with a weird looking, stringy-haired Andrew Luck/Tobey Maguire in the back seat.

That tears it, I’m not watching Hook ever again or even for the first time.

Isn’t it always the way, the things he wants to succeed go bankrupt and the things he wants to die flourish.

Sorry about that, I got two fact-checks within about a minute and knew (from experience) how drearily pedantic many of those Jalopnik comment threads are; where else could you get 1.9 billion comments about changes in Wheeler Dealers?

This would not be a good time to be a tween Burmese garment factory worker.

What the fuck, are there Jalopnik people streaming in here on the most tenuous cross-platform posting ever? Fact check comments somewhere else, car-nerd.

Yep, he’s a mess alright.

I’m not saying they should stop, I’m saying we should stop substituting their rhetorical victory for actual victory.

I’m waiting for Check Ralph Tresvant for Sensitivity, coming to BET-3 in 2019.

I’m not limiting their speech, I’m trying to inject some “JOHN OLIVER DESTROYS TRUMP doesn’t actually do anything except boost John Oliver’s ratings” reality into the proceedings. As we know from recent events, fact-checking and shaming is useless, and I think us vicariously getting a thrill from somebody being right…

Maybe he was depressed about the terrible depreciation that occurs with cruddy Dodge sports cars and decided to kill two stupid birds with one idiot stone.

Pretty sure that when you can’t pass background checks approved by 90+% of the populace after a kindergarten is shot up, you’ve gained a certain kind of confidence that facts, humanity, and sane public policy don’t fucking matter at all.

Is my continuing to watch Weinerville (scary large Halloween font) PROBLEMATIC?

Fun fact*: is the younger brother of the diplomatic immunity guy from Lethal Weapon II.

About 100 former ESPN employees look balefully at the TV, thinking “this is who they decided to pay, forcing us to get shitcanned during the latest round of belt-tightening.”

Try running for office, guys, I’ve yet to see preaching to the converted after midnight Eastern time actually change policy.