Stalk ’er? I hardly even knew ’er!

“Promising Tennis Youths Subjected To Awkward, Humiliating Ritual— Being Fawned Over by Deadspin”

If you said 16 TDs, 4 INTs, 91 rating (highest since the Super Bowl year), I’d think “better than 3-13.”

We’re not beating Jacksonville, their defense is too much (and ours is laughably bad, as the two bombs to Hilton proved), so we’d be 3-4 games back after losing to them.

The Texans not scoring via Bill O’Brien having anything he learned in NE wiped from his feeble brain helped.

This could be true and, if placed on the wrong cellar-dweller, will also make no difference (he played well and the 49ers still lost 13 or 14 games in his last season).

At this point we don’t deserve him, Bill “4-Option Tecmo Bowl Offense” O’Brien and Rick Smith (who helped pre-gut the defense before Watt and Mercilus got hurt) need to be further exposed as frauds and run out of town, start fresh next year.

(beaten out by single screenshot of guy puking at marathon)

Chris Jent! Damn, I can’t forget him!

Hey, he was +4 in 8 garbage-time minutes in the Columbia Mud Daubers’ 113-84 blowout loss to the Pittsburgh Ingots.

Here are some conferences who despite 948 daily articles are, in fact, butt:

It’s New York-related, why not

The best team is giving up about 120 points a game and the next-best team lost an important player. Anything’s possible for a team with more than 33-35 wins in the East this year.

When I read his ethnographic descriptions of Atlanta hip-hop in A Man in Full, I was embarrassed on about 13 levels and put down the book (it saved me about 850 pages of garbage).

Step 1: Overload idiot fans with confidence when in reality you just beat the Pacers. Step 2: Forget you lost to the Rockets, a middle-of-the-pack Western Conference playoff team, at home by 22 (and it wasn’t that close). Step 3: Let Dolan take his course.

A biopic of Mary would be a fascinating film in itself: music journalist in the punk era, dated Tony Blair while studying abroad, great TV and film director as well as documentary filmmaker. It’s the last 50 years of pop culture.

It’s impossible for me to say I’d be surprised by their making the playoffs, given that we still split the league into two conferences.

“Check it out (contorts hand)... this is arthritis! And this (produces a bag of dog coils) is some shit! Now let’s go out there and eat it!”

But instead of bullets we’ve loaded these guns with assignments to write about the Eastern Conference.

My first clue was that it had absolutely nothing to do with what I posted. A little concerned that’s an approved commenter (it was ungreyed before I zinged it).