This paragraph still has the stench of CTRL-V on it.

It is said that the Democrats’ eggs were in two baskets, a near-septuagenarian who was in the White House in the policy-disastrous 90s and a septuagenarian who hadn’t been a Democrat in a half-century and whose state was 94% white (1 in 90 residents black).

The closest I can come is The Big Lebowski; here’s Eli being told the news that the team is moving in another direction.

That’s what I was thinking, especially when the WR aggressor is usually considered mild-mannered.

Endorsement by other author on cover = trouble ahead

I think the last one was Tom Wolfe, who not only is a dude but probably old enough to the be great-grandfather of the college-aged female protagonist.

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a community theater production of Reservoir Dogs to rehease for. I play Nice Guy Eddie.”

That was an air-filled object crashing to the ground, not one sailing over an open receiver’s head by 10 yards, he won’t get the reference.

“Wiki that shit on your laptop!”

It would have been better if Evans blew some mystery powder into Lattimore’s face after he was distracted by Crab Legs Winston, then the field judge counts him out to the lusty boos of the Saints fan-section.

It certainly seemed to happen with the West Coast Corsairs (the Raiders) for decades, although I doubt whatever decrepit billionaire owns the Bucs has the same dirty vision as Al Davis.

I’m flying next month and I’ll probably have to do something stupid in the airport, like measure fluid ounces in a bottle or take off my suspenders, and yet bump stocks (the first of about 100 prohibitions I’d introduce) remain fully legal and its sales are probably spiking as random violence helps gun sales (and…

“This is why we need to slash infrastructure repair funding, people are getting to places from other places much too easily.”

“This is what your new shoulder will look like (torques it a bit, it breaks. You’ll have to go easy on it.”

He should have realized that the question he posed was horribly awkward/tortured and as a result was more of a single than double entendre.

Why he’s the finest Cody since the Oilers’ “Commander” Cody Carlson

My point wasn’t even liberal v. conservative, it was glossiness vs. real; I don’t care that Loretta’s a nutter now, it would bother me more if somebody of her stature was told to shut up at an awards show.

I’m outraged at myself for not knowing who this is and then compounding that egregious oversight by not reading the post about him.

It’s not like the police busted in and bagged the phones, they could have start mass deletions when they first got the deposition notice. I have a feeling e-discovery and technological back-ups may thwart that, though.

Unfortunately half of the owners’ cellphones are still blinking 12:00