That one actually looks half-woke, wondering how it got by the sequined phonies

If this were 20 years ago, I would have had Catherine Zeta-Jones as Isis as per the Power Hour canon. No, not THAT Isis.

You don’t want the Fox News Language Judge adjudicating your objection.

In fact, I think South Carolina has passed a resolution calling for a statewide day of prayer, specifically petitioning God to damn facts and experts.

When I was in junior high, I doubled up on the weekend and caught Fridays (for Rich Hall) and Saturday Night Live (for Eddie Murphy). I always remember this completely idiosyncratic performance by King Crimson, and my mind was further blown when my uncle played me their old heavy, prog-rock albums.

The only guy I can even stand any more is C.S. Lewis, Jr.

(finishes gunner bingo, wins free pint of beer at Crown & Anchor)

Think of it as more of a franchise, like Dairy Queen. BTW you’re allowed to cover Big Country and even T’Pau under DMR cover band franchise rules.

At least since the ascent of CMT and the extreme corniness and facile hyper-capitalism of its current stars. Back in the day you could actually believe Johnny Cash and Loretta Lynn had opinions on things and wouldn’t let some milquetoast network executive shut them up.

That looks like the world’s worst Dexy’s Midnight Runners cover band

(looks at financial reports and declining subscribers and firings) Best what now?

Hey, who the fuck ungreyed him, now he has no reason to complain and therefore live.

HOW CAN YOU HAVE THE SANDLOT ON THE MOUNT RUSHMORE OF BASEBALL MOVIES AND THINGS OF THAT NATURE

I repeat, why not just write “all controversies are wanted until they aren’t”? 

I guess it’s whoever is hot at the time. For instance, now that ESPN has apparently put all their rotten eggs in Stephen A. Smith’s shitty basket, I think you could get suspended for saying that abused women are not in fact responsible for their abuse.

So Trump gets to opine about things going on in the NFL and pressure billionaire owners, but if one opines about Trump’s base-riling or evaluates the intersection of sports and politics, they’re out of line.

This is a plan by Japanese cats (they’ve got a whole island full of them, dontcha know) to make their owners more flavorful before eating them.

Yes, ESPN is solidly sports news. In fact the totality of the programming on all its networks is just bland, adjective-less news items being read on a loop by an anachronistic synthesized voice not unlike Stephen Hawking.

It’s true, they are just ruining a business. Wait a minute... ‘running’? I guess that’s true as well. Sorry my eyes are bad and this faded font doesn’t help.

Wasn’t one suspended for defending evolution? And I think one was executed for going for an inflationary cosmological model rather than Hoyle’s steady-state theory.