Prediction: ‘why NFL ratings are down’ will get 100x the American press coverage of ‘why that now-submerged Pacific island isn’t there any more.’ The bread is stale and the circuses are giving the performers concussions.

Controversy is for whether an athlete’s new shoes are ugly or not or if this warm-up shot belongs on the Mount Rushmore Of Warm-Up Shots or whether Jalen Rose’s outfit is played out, not politics. Embrace (meaningless) debate!

I’m confused, what’s the ‘real thing’ again?

And somehow he’ll still ending up throwing 11 INTs this year

It’s the Papa John’s Pizza of time slots.

The important thing is, after all is said and done, that they did fail miserably as a team thereby allowing some team whose name Deadspin staff have great difficulty in typing to win their first World Series in 55+ years of existence.

Man, from Larry Sanders’ personal assistant to this. At least her work life is never dull.

Andre Bourmanis, who started as a science adviser back on TNG, I think, and later wrote some scripts.

If you read the 2nd half of the 50-Year Mission, at least Braga is remarkably candid about his screw-ups. Berman’s still lost in a “protecting Roddenberry’s legacy (of shitty premises)“ fog.

Eastern Conference, Eastern Conference, Eastern Conference, it’s sadder than 8th division Maltese soccer bloopers

You’re right, embargo the entire Eastern Conference

Holy shit, you’d better copyright that lesser of two evils thing, that’s GOLD

If this is the Damone from Fast Times at Ridgemont High, the most important thing is to never sexually harass or assault anybody related to Charles Jefferson.

I’ve seen recent Onion articles and I’m not looking forward to most of their output.

Did Mario raise him in a Skinner Box or something?

It’ll be interesting to see if Bryan Singer has a lawyer named Ratner.

Jazz Odyssey by Spinal Tap (it was the bass player’s idea)

“Queefs are the reason God’s wrath is currently descending on Florida”

How the fuck does Bill O’Brien (bungee-corded together with Rick Smith and Mike Vrabel) keep escaping the coaching shitlist?

Excoriate anything else you like, just let me have the first 200 overwhelmingly monochromatic, unisex episodes of the Simpsons.