How incredibly sad and totally fucking preventable. I don’t necessarily believe in an afterlife, but I hope if there is one this woman is finally reunited with her son and covered with love.

The best thing about this election is I learned that Dr. Leo Spaceman is real.

evangelical host Pat Robertson said that Trump was “just trying to look macho.”

To be fair they tried to give him a double-breasked jacket but he couldn’t stop laughing, grabbing at the air, and making honking noises.

SPOILER ALERT- THE SHIP CRASHES INTO THE ICEBERG AND LEO DICAPRIO FREEZES TO DEATH EVEN THOUGH KATE WINSLETT HAD ROOM FOR ANOTHER PERSON ON THE DOOR!!!

Will this do?

A rarely seen disorder that occurs when some jerk-off handles his magic wand too often.

No, these Killer Klowns From Outer Space did

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

men are just too emotional for sports

You think they aren’t trying?

Ok, 14 days in solitary confinement (which has been proven to make inmates suicidal) to punish an inmate for a suicide attempt. Makes sense.

Did anybody else read the headline and think to self “That sounds exactly like something Hugh Grant would say” …?

Or they could try making bags that don’t remind me of the bedspread in a Radisson circa 1994?

This is much more accurate, since unlike refugees, skittles can be orange.

Wash my mug?? Are you kidding me? Maybe its my Navy upbringing but how else am I suppose to season the damn thing then?

Ran into one of these guys a few weeks ago. He was riding about 20 mph in a 35 (most cars are doing 40). I finally got past him, but then we had a red light. Instead of stopping with traffic, he rode down the right turn only lane and kept going straight. I was about to pass him again, when he swerved in front of me,…

No, it’s not, because if the genders had been reversed, the focus here would have been on the inappropriateness of the joke. Because the gender dynamic is what it is, the focus of this article, and these comments is on Hills inability to “take a joke.”

This wasn’t a joke about power dynamics. This was an insult to his appearance, and he didn’t appear to have done anything to deserve it. This isn’t some sort of feminist stand she’s taking. This is just a mean-spirited “joke” at the expense of someone who was just trying to do his job. It’s inappropriate in either…