It is time for cons to figure out a way to mail as many badges ahead of time and have a massive area for bag check. This is ridiculous. We have this technology.

Maybe this is really important and you should consider reading it.

I was going to say “douchebags,” but yours is way better.

Oooh! I hope it is wonderful!!

I promise to kiss da booper in your honor when I get home.

Hee! She’s over 2 now and weighs 140 pounds! So still some puppy but mostly an adult. She’s so great. :)

They are really wonderful dogs and I hope you can achieve your goal of having one in your family some day!

What a cutie!!

Re: #4: That’s an Irish Wolfhound! We have one named Freya, and here are some pictures of her because you all deserve them:

Still friends with all 5!! My wedding actually helped two of them start talking again after they’d had a falling out a few years prior.

The photoshop on the black one near the butt is truly out of this world.

Based on racial power dynamics, you cannot blackwash (in the same way you cannot whiteface - white people benefit from their whiteness, while almost all other people do not benefit from their non-whiteness). Making more room for actors of color and not just white dudes is crucial. White people are, by far, over…

Also belated happy May 13 birthday to me, this is fucking amazing.

Tilda classy AF.

Your victim blaming game is strong today.

Thank you, Captain.

It is time to change your number.

My fear for you is that she would take over your wedding. Not necessarily with her presence, but your fears of what will happen and how to get around her difficult personality.

Oh my god, your user name is giving me life.

Thank you for all your words today, Jezebel.