I never really understood what people meant, but then I saw David Duke and was like “hey, I guess you can bleach an asshole!”

He looks like the Borg Queen after a long spa weekend. That’s the BEST he’s going to look.

The statistic about 273 disappearances on cruises is meaningless without more context. How many people went on cruises in those 20 years? What’s the ratio of disappearances on other kinds of vacations compared to the total number of people taking those kinds of vacations? For all we know (and really, I have no idea, I…

OMG - was prior coverage for Ryan really 4 years ago? In that amount of time, I’ve gotten married, bought a house and started a new job. 4 years ago I thought he was a cutie. Dumb, but a cutie. Oh how time flies.

Most, not all. Bob Costas came to fuck.

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

A truly hip person would know, but wouldn’t admit to knowing.

Being released exclusively in this guy’s Uber

Juicy juicy info for ya:

Pandering without it being written by Nicholas Sparks! Pandering without an emo soundtrack! Pandering without some ripped dude staring deep into some actresses eyes and saying some variation of “I’ve never met a girl like you before, you’re different. You’re not like the others.”

Re the new Ghostbusters : I don’t think I’ve seen a film so handily ace the Bechdel Test since Fried Green Tomatoes. Mad Max: Fury Road does pass, though.

I know, right? So what if it is “pandering” to women. The movies have been pandering to any guy who will pay them for decades.

There is that one episode of Iron chef where the two of them were guest judges and Neil was not nice to the main lady judge, but she also seemed like she was flirting with his husband so I am not 100% that it was undeserved. (the episode is somewhere on Netflix)

Won’t most people just think that’s a picture of Donald Trump?

Saying “black people make up 12% of the population but commit 50% of the crime” is a really stupid and inaccurate way of saying “12% of the population has been locked in a multi-generational cycle of poverty and violence because the system is fundamentally rigged against them from the start, based on race”.

“Was it hard to “do it”?” I whispered gently salivating into my children’s portioned French toast.

Corporations are people, so how do we punch this one in the face?

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

Well, some of us hate him (Besides being a Kirk Cameron-style Xtian) for torpedo’ing Andromeda to make it Hercules in Space.