My MIL organized a sex-toy party (I didn’t know it was a sex toy party) and then there was a storm and the sex toy lady was late and people couldn’t make it/ had to leave early, so it ended up being me, Mr. Codco’s mom, sisters and aunt sitting around discussing the pro/ cons of vibes, dildos and electric tongues with…

I watched Outlander with my parents. It was not fatal, but it was awful.

“Men are afraid their gifts will be returned. Women are afraid they’ll get stabbed 20 times.”

There’s a guy who fucks with his socks on.

TOO MANY WOMEN ON MY TV

I’m so excited about the Supergirl move to the CW. That means I get to watch it on hulu!!!! I want the first season on Netflix now, please.

I remember when I wouldn’t touch CW with its soap opera teen heart throb shows. Now, the majority of the show I watch LIVE are CW shows. Arrow, The Flash, Supernatural, IZombie, Legends of Tomorrow and now they are adding Supergirl? Yep. CW has my eyeballs. Minus Supernatural, CW should call itself DCW with all the…

I loved that CW kept Nikita on the air for no other reason than the guy in charge thought it was good. (It was!)

I love that the CW allows for fun, weird TV. Life can’t be all Dick Wolf.

God I must have read Dave Barry's books at a really impressionable age, because I have this passage memorized and I haven't thought about it in decades.

Not sure which one I’d rather vote for, but the actual prostate cancer (on the right) is far more attractive (and not flat-chested).

Target will know first.

Next will be a 9-month required waiting period.

Jesus.

Unless you’re going to deep fry it and serve it with a dipping sauce...No, I don’t need that right now.

*Dreamboaty McDreamboatface

Christ.

Married dude here: If my wife said, “hey I’m leaving you for Captain America,” I'd completely understand. It would suck, but I couldn't blame her.