Because if you give them an inch, soon all games will be about disabled non-white lesbians. It's true, I heard it from someone on Kotaku.

It may be de rigeur, but it's a policy that needs to end in all schools. And I say this as a high school teacher. Mobile technologies are here to stay. Schools need to find ways to incorporate these kinds of technologies into their classrooms, not try to simply ban them.

There's a dad-joke to be made here involving something to the effect of, "plenty of fish in the __________".

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I wonder if this would work with honey badgers...

kelly, let me ask a question literally 0 people have asked:

It's not a "fig leaf," it's an actual logical argument.

True facts- one of the reasons my husband isn't a Catholic any more is because his religion teacher in middle told him that heaven was only for people, no dogs. He said fuck that noise.

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."

Excuse me while I go check out the Miley Cyrus article in order to restore me to my previous level of cynicism.

Domesticating the dog is probably one of the best ideas (intentional or not) our species has ever had.

Sadly, thanks to the Texas Board of Education, history textbooks might agree with him.

"IT WILL BE A MILLION PERCENT DECREASE IN PROFITS. WE SHALL CREATE A POST-APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND OF OUR OWN MAKING. THE SKY SHALL BECOME AS SACKCLOTH, AND THE MOON SHALL BECOME AS BLOOD."

Well, that's why the wages are so high. You have to pay the snake removers.

If it's retail, it definitely needs to be six months, either just after Christmas to experience the joy that is hours-shortage, or leading up to it so that you can fully appreciate the full-on hell that is Bad Coupon Saturday. (Anyone who has ever worked retail knows about the concept of a poorly worded, terrible…

haha I also have that delusion. I always get soooo excited before a flight, imagining the handsome British man seated beside me named Tom who has a soft spot for rough-around-the-edges Canadian girls... but it's never Tom. It's always Linda, the overweight middle-aged woman who chats incessantly and loses her mind…

The extra calories are why you gain weight, but it appears to be the way your body processes fructose that makes it extra harmful:

"As one of two new studies based on the research, published in May in Medicine & Science in Sports & Exercise, reports, after two weeks of fructose loading and relative inactivity, these…

A huge-ass spider built a web using a bush and the driver's side door of my car one night a few weeks ago, then sat in the middle of it like a fat king. I was 100% read to give my car back to nature, but my husband convinced me to just climb in the passenger side. I was paranoid for a good week after.

Haha that vision is terrifying! So many nooks and crannies, it's scary! However, you could play one epic game of Drunk and Seek (my friends and I's version of hide and seek, where we all get wasted then hide and whoever is found first chugs a beer - yes we are in our 30's, deal with it).

They're just as scared of us!