You've gotta read better grown up books! There are so many that have stayed with me for years and years. I won't be so presumptuous to just drop a bunch of recommendations on you. But if you want recommendations, I am totally your girl.

I don't like people anymore. Is there some way I can avoid all people forever?

Inflatable tube man Jesus did not dance for this bullshit.

"Though you may believe your hand is shaped like a home, it is not."

Consider forming really strong opinions about independent video games.

I don't really care about football, but I also don't really care about women. Is there some way I can use these two facts to make myself feel morally superior to everyone else without really accomplishing anything?

If you mean a hairy gay man, no.

The fucking Winchester brothers.

It's proper etiquette to extend ones pinky when delivering a well-deserved crotch kick.

This 100%. I spend a lot of time at my local comic book store. There are lots of folks there that don't exactly have an abundance of social skills and inappropriate jokes like this come up from time to time.

The difference is, the staff at the store I go to (and many of the regular customers) will step in an let them…

"generously frosted" - Pax knows what's up.

is it me or does he look like the woman from Revenge?

God damn, I don't pretend to understand what people are wearing these days, but she could be like less of a old coot about it!

I don't think so at all. The physical burden of the mattress is strenuous, sure. But think of how walking in with a mattress will disrupt every class she goes to. How much room it takes up in an elevator. How it will slow/block traffic on a stairwell. Hell, how many people will be made uncomfortable by asking…

Pretty sure this is her reaction to people who hate her dress.

Seriously! At this point, I'm only watching it for the knitting.

All of her knits are so lovely! Here's the one I'm going to recreate as soon as possible: http://www.ravelry.com/projects/Polly…