Everyone wants to help, but for some reason, nobody ever wants to hug.

Too bad they didn't have an Officer Van Halen, Pvt. Nugent, etc.

Yes. It's the only time mine ever do. I would totally give birth if I could have puppies.

I got into an argument with someone who was saying that the heels were okay because the original WW had heels so they were just keeping true to the comic... to which I said "...sorry, they kept the heels to be accurate but changed the entire rest of the bloody costume?"

Easy RDJ, here's your new look.

That's a lot of Subarus.

Turnabout is fair play, so...

Three whole months without masturbating?!?!? Jeez, I'll be lucky if I make it through writing this com

Whoa.

Man, woman, child, whomever: if you're being robbed, just give the robber what they want. Your life is worth so much more than whatever object the robber wants. It may not be fair, but safety is a personal responsibility.

No joke, this show allowed me to pass the mythology section of my final exam in Latin. Thank the gods for Kevin Sorbo.

I adored that show. It was as awesome as Xena.

Fabulous Aries is here to cheer him up.

Sorbo's Hercules was eclipsed by its spinoff, Xena, Warrior Princess even during its original run. Xena is a cult show, Hercules is not. I can't even remember his sidekick while Gabrielle has her own fanbase. I think Disney's Hercules animated film is far more relevant to the young audience for this movie. And Dwayne…

It would be different if the storiesinvaded the celebrities' privacy (depicted things they'd actually done, which were previously unknown to the world) or if the stories were defamatory, but...pure off-the-wall fantasy? I could write and post here, for thousands to read, that bloodsweatcheers enjoys sex with…

You guys are all soooooo quick to judge, but a world is full of hot guys banging each other and the men getting pregnant so I don't have to sounds kind of awesome to me.

I wish I could go back to knot knowing this.

I said this the other day - I have a semi-hidden obsession with fanfic (as in some of my friends know I read it, they just don't know quite how much) and I really do not get the knotting thing. Or mpreg, except in the case of Loki, what with the shapeshifting and all. I keep reading it hoping someone will finally…

I think "the Rachel" haircut is finally growing on me.