You didnt hear this from me, but Big Graphic Design has a strong darwinian ideology and the plan of the big wigs is to weed out the non-chromos (colorblind) from the chromically enabled through a devious use of the green-red scheme, the plan, hatched in 1868 includes stoplights, entrances and exits, and now video…

We have a long-standing rule of "throwing out" CAH cards that we deem cross the line, no questions asked, no challenges needed. Deal the cards, discard anything that's hateful, pick a new card to replace it. That at least make the game tolerable to play and weeds out anything that might be triggering.

Sadly, we can't…

Dash Con 2015 will just be a Slip-N-Slide in a Walmart parking lot.

The one truly disappointing thing for me about this is that Tumblr is blocked at work and I can't bask in all of the schadenfreude.

Only if Captain Picard is in there with me.

I'd like to see the genetic testing. #citeyoursource!

Ok, but can I wish that she spends the rest of her life wearing shoes made of Legos?

Correction: Life is awesome. Did you know that you can call people who will bring pizza right to you door? Truly, we live in a blessed time

How about raccoons and BLUE JAYS.

(for the olds: images are supposed after a matter of seconds)

Be patient. Give Florida a chance to respond. Florida?

Ha, true!

B-b-b-b-but if FEMALES are allowed to wear clothes, they could .... *gasp* ... participate in COMMERCE!!!

The little paper clip bounced out and said, "It looks like you are trying to create an online dating proposal. Would you like help?"

Short answer: female is a term that could be applied to half the animal kingdom and a good number of plants. It's not specific to humans, and because most people mentally rank humans at the top of the biological heap, calling a human being by a term that could be applied to animals is not just othering, it's…

FEMALES?

A lot of Jezebel has no interest in getting in your pants or going near your scrotum.

Special mention: The swim team "uniform" worn by Taylor Kitsch in warlock film The Covenant.

You really are a fucking choad, you know that? Now shut your trap and crawl back into your troll hole, asshole.