I would do my laundry on that washboard.

Yeah, but hes been shot 7 more times than she has.

It's simple math really, miracles in vs miracles out.

No joke. Lena Headey and Emilia Clarke's wigs are so patently obvious they should get screen credits.

I think Kevin Costner in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves had one of the most atrocious English accents in the history of the English language on film.

David Krumholtz used to bitch and moan about how the ladies loved his long curly locks too. All I have to say: Stop your goddamn whining (and get into my bed).

I guess that means Jon Snow won't be dying on Sunday….

Coming here as a motorcycle rider. I think ATVs carry the same risk as scooters because there's a perception that you don't need to wear any safety gear to ride one. I would not personally ride any motor-type vehicle without at least a helmet, jacket, gloves.

#NotAllATVs

God! Doesn't anyone write in to praise the Cheerleaders! We are so unsung.

what about Calvinball? its time to be recognized

I feel silly, all I can think about is whether the snakes on her head will sing or not.

Does that logic also apply to people halfway across the world having a good time? There is someone starving out there so why are YOU having a dinner party?? I understand what you're saying, but they evacuated like the firemen asked them and I can see still wanting to get some pictures out of it. The firemen's job…

Another bar tending story:

For some reason out of the corner of my eye the headline looked like, "Missing 74-year old woman fed mothman granola bars in the woods."

Remember boys and girls, you can't spell slaughter without...

The girls wanted to join Slender and live with him in rural Wisconsin where he live in ... A Cabin In The Woods!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This case is going to take a whole gang.

"Also, I wish the Winchesters would interview me."

Where we're from, clothes are designed in such a way that it can be nearly impossible to not show your bra straps, especially with summer coming up. I just wanted to buy a t-shirt from a store and ended up with a shirt that had a lacy cutout in the back to perfectly show my bra straps. The only way to not show my bra…