I thought the item about Prince George grabbing the little girl's doll was actually a historical item about BOY George, and I'm not sure what that says about me.

One of my favorite things to come out of last night's episode:

"misinterpreted..."

No, no. I think I interpreted this just fine, thank you, Veet.

I'm so glad that Adriean Payne and MSU took the time to give her joy while she was here.

Let her approach you slowly and sniff your hand to become comfortable with you. Remember, lesbians are startled by loud noises and sudden movements.

Heh. "Crack."

I don't in theory have a problem with dating older men. There are probably almost as many 50 year old men who I'd fancy based on aesthetics as there are 23 year olds.

Remember folks, there's no such thing as "rape culture"! Everyone knows rape is a horrible crime, what do you mean it's normalized in our society?!

Thank you. I applied to 11 schools, sans waiver. I considered it a solid strategy for my very indecisive, seventeen year old self. And, believe it or not, I was black the entire time.

Please tell me they did not really call the them TRAP laws. It's like a bad joke

Photo booths are the new-fangled version of disposable cameras on all the tables, which were all the rage when my friends and I were all getting married in the 90s/early 200s, and so much more practical. I know so many people who spent $$$$$$ getting those damn cameras developed only to find that a 5 year took most…

15. You are allowed to throw, scott free, exactly one punch in the face to the friend or relative that states one of the following, 'Why don't you just elope?', 'I can't believe you are paying X for Y!?!?' or 'Oh that wasn't important for OUR wedding.' Choose wisely.

15. Don't take money from anyone for the wedding if you don't want them to have a say in the proceedings.

For your milk bath—you want that pasteurized?

True story, I have a very close girl friend who is a whip-smart publishing professional with lots of interesting opinions and an awesome sense of humor. She and I have been part of a diverse group of awesome male and female friends for years. A few years ago, she invited me to her wedding shower, which was a mixed bag…

Damn. I got legitimately excited.

This would be a good time to examine the effects of genetics on penis length.

Same faces, three distinct shades.

The test of a boy band is if the gays can get behind them. I'm sorry, but it's a no from us.

It's never leg day.