What can we learn? That we as a species, as a society, haven't much progressed from the days of Jonathan Swift. EAT THEM KIDS.

I thought Hippocrates vowed to do only good.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

What the fuck? Putting aside the awfulness of making fun of a cancer patient, why are they making fun of what *anyone* wears while running? WHO CARES? They are running! That's great! Sure, it would be dumb to assert that they made you go faster because of aerodynamics or something, but maybe people just want to have…

I DO feel like I could just swim right in.

I've seen comments on youtube with more substance.

You're funny. Read a book.

What I never understood about people who get so riled up about Gwyeneth and her website is why not just assume "Oh, ok, this doesn't apply to me because it's too expensive" and then move on. Gwyeneth has money. I presume her website is geared to people with a lot of disposable income. Why is that such a big deal? Why…

I was yelling at the TV a few seconds into the bit, "OH MY GAH, PLEASE TELL ME HE IS GOING TO SAY GET TO THE CHOPPER!"

America is a lot like Camelot. It's a very silly place.

Picture from another angle.

OK, it sounds like your frustration is that you feel that these girlfriends are disrupting the dynamic of your group, right? So, ignoring the misogyny of your insinuation that all girls are whiny nerd wannabes, would you say that girls aren't allowed to play D&D, or that you don't want your friends bringing over…

You're kind of all over the place, but I'll just single out the girlfriend at the gaming session paragraph. My wife was "that" girl 3 years ago and not only is she now a GM, but has been a regional gaming coordinator and taught GMing classes at Gencon. Girls are just people and you never know what they might end up…

Hey bud, replace that with any other group, and you sound like a total ass.

Like, God forbid you admit you're a medium instead of a large, because then you might have to admit that your dick is a medium too (and that's okay! But please, stop thinking you're fooling anyone).

Not the men, though? Women are constantly being told in these memos how to dress professionally, and specifically, how not to look to "slutty". Men are rarely, if ever, mentioned, and in the rare cases that they are, nothing is said about how sexually attractive they may or may not look. So it looks like it means…

My life when it comes to dress codes. Slutty is sometimes a problem of perception.

That's why she said a polish thinner and not acetone lol. Honest mistake!