All I see is an American Apparel campaign, giant bangs, Gwen Stefani circa 1994 and Daenerys Targaryen. As shot by Terry Richardson.

"Despondent Brad and Angelina Ask Jennifer Aniston To Surrogate For Them"

Oh dear God, yes. I have a hip tat and it hurt more than childbirth. Still, totally worth it. Still thinking about childbirth...

I'm looking forward to the day when tattoos become so mainstream that I can walk into a business meeting without having to cover mine up, and no one will blink an eye. Because I love my tattoos a lot, and I don't regret where I got them, but it's still really annoying to have to cover up with a shawl or jacket at work…

I was just contemplating how much I love my blurring tattoos that are 20 years old and how in another 20 little kids will have to ask me to describe what the smudge once was. I loved those smudges the old men in my family had. I was utterly transfixed by them as a child, so I'm genuinely happy to become that some…

Mine are strategically located so as to be hidden by everyday clothing. I don't really care if they're "accepted" or "edgy" or "unique" or what have you. I wanted them and that was that.

Fucking right? I had my right side done in three sessions (hip to pit) and it made me wish I were dead, almost every second I was in that chair, despite the fact that I LOVED my tattooer. So. Much. Shading and pain.

Maybe I'm just "bitter", but this seems like one more point in the category indicating that the "Oscars" are just a gathering of phenomenally rich and privileged people celebrating how phenomenally rich and privileged they are while giving each other gold statues based on how well they can play pretend.

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CELEBRITY - SEX - FASHION - RELATIONSHIPS - ADVICE - AND WHAT THE FUCK?!

Russia- the Florida of Planet Earth

You get a puppy and you get a puppy and you get a puppy!

SWOON!

Spoiler Alert:

The French...

Hugh Laurie's arms.

"But for readers? It's hard to see the downside."

I WANT ONE OF EVERYTHING FOR MY CANADIAN ICE PALACE WALK-IN CLOSET.