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Sure. Actual footage of Kim entering the classroom that first day of class:

A room full of women made him uncomfortable... in a gender studies class... he didn't see the burning irony?

Allow me to say what has probably been said 10,000 times already: From my perspective, 10,000 miles away, these appear to be the most fucked up Olympics since the Führer presided over Berlin in 1936. Understood that we don't know what sick things happened behind the scenes in London or LA or Vancouver or Turino in

This is so fucking absurd and I don't know WHAT is wrong with the people who come up with this shit.

Kylie Jenner will bounce back.

Even Steve Jobs had the grace to take a picture for people who didn't recognize him.

Judging by some of these comments, Jalops and Jezzies are far more compatible than we have been led to believe.

I think women are the new Canada, as far as blaming goes.

In my novel I made a pervy photographer based on Terry Richardson and named him Spooge McKenzie. I will never regret this.

Ugh, I guess this is fitting since I just had a dream last night that I cheated on my husband and woke up absolutely nauseous because of it this morning. (Though it was with Chris Hemsworth, as Thor, so I guess I can't be THAT mad about it, in retrospect.) ;)

Or having a low-paying job where answering your cell phone is an infraction that can lead to you being fired!

You think, having slept with 10,000 women (a dubious claim), he would be able to understand what his daughter might find attractive in them.

Exactly, the height of the 'live and let live' argument. Do I sometimes roll my eyes at someone's selfies? Yes, but that's about as much energy as I'll exert for it. I'm usually pretty happy when my friends and family are happy, even if it is just because they look awesome in that lighting this morning. I'd rather see

I'm also in my 30s and still sleeping with a stuffed bear, though he's a different gentleman than my original lovely from when I was little. After an apartment fire (and incompetent repair guy) ruined my pony, my dear husband (boyfriend, at the time) took me out to go find another snuggle critter right away.

When Brett Favre got caught sending pics of his junk around, did you feel it was inappropriate/irrelevant for Deadspin to post about it (or, actually break the story)? Should ESPN not have covered it? By your reasoning, such an incident should have been covered exclusively by sites dedicated to news about dick pics or

I think I can explain.

I'm convinced that part of the success of my significant other's and my relationship is our shared feeling towards our favorite stuffed animals. He has his Bear (Teddy Brian) who he cares for deeply and has given him a personality. I've always ascribed some sort of personality to my favorite stuffed animal, as well,

The moment she went in for the hug, then sniffed, then the lightbulb.... that was perfect.

GROWN ADULTS CAN NEVER LEARN AND GROW IN THEIR LIFETIMES. ONCE YOU'RE AN ADULT YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY MENTALLY AND EMOTIONALLY MATURE.

1. Madonna is recovering from an injury. She must walk with a cane. Snarking on her movements which are hindered by an injury is really fucking gross.