I am sorry but he is *NOT* adorable

When she was younger, my mother looked like Julie Andrews in the Sound of Music. When I was three or four I kept wondering where my other, older siblings were and asked my Mom if the Nazis got them. I was not the smartest of children but by god was I adorable.

Adoption is super easy. You just go to the baby pound and pick out a cute one who wags its tail at you, don't you know?

There is no such thing as too much Final Fantasy 8.

Nerd alert, I only clicked on this for the final fantasy comments. VIII doesn't get enough love in my opinion.

The card game in FF8 stole so many hours away from my life...and I.DON'T.REGRET.ANY.OF.IT.

She loved FFVIII like Zell loved hot dogs.

Who could forget this track, first time I heard a whole normal song in a video game. And it's a damn good song!

Blasphemy, 8 was the best of them all.

WHY MUST YOU BE SO PERFECT

Just be aware that the vast majority of approved comments on Kotaku support women in gaming, in all capacities. It's the trolly immature teens and man-children that come over here and get vocal about their skewed social views. Please don't let those asshats sour your opinion of the real core Kotaku community. :)

I recently downloaded the hot or not app for my phone for obviously shallow reasons.

I played the game for a day or so, then forgot about it until yesterday...

I had several private messages, but one stood out the most.

First message 1/15: Hello beautiful, you have extremely seductive eyes.

Second message 1/16: I bet you…

"Kids Against Divorce" ... and by "Kids" we mean 50-something fundamentalist Christians.

Or maybe we should all realize that women are meant to have a bit of roundness in the belly region and it's not all bad.

I Have A Coupon

New Reality Show Idea: Shia LaBeouf and Justin Bieber abandoned on a small island together: hilarity ensues!

The eerily accurate texts are fake

I agree. These pics are not that highly retouched at all. (The dismembered knee is odd.) Lena's points are dead on. Wow, I was not expecting to ever feel this way towards Lena Dunham or Vogue. What next? I like peplum?

Admit it, Jez. You were wrong.