"Oh, they're broke all right."
- Morality Police
or
- Hymen Police

Disclaimer: survivor of adolescent sexual assault here.

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

All this anti-bacterial stuff is a bunch of hogwash. My dog licks his own butthole every day and he's never sick.

I agree. I am human. A human who respects robots. I agree. Soup is delicious. I agree. I agree.

Although, it should be said, it's pretty verifiable that Santa is white. No minority would be allowed to skate on that many B & E's.

"Whats?", said I, and started Googling:

$25 steel-boned corsets on www.corset-story.com. =D I'm too broke to buy them, though. D;

Wait, wasn't this a Lifetime-esque Christmas movie? And isn't someone going to come forward at the last minute, having stocked nothing but old-timey trains and wood toys, to save the day?

Such brave. Wow.

Wow, without photoshop, that model looks like a beagle.

I'm just wondering how anyone managed to even read that godawful invite.

She is a human being, not a walking symbol. It's her choice whether she wants to make her life a cause or if she wants to just live it. Perhaps she found it very difficult to accept who she is based on her upbringing. Maybe she realized that her life would be on display and she would be expected to play a role that…

Oh sorry - I didn't realize you were the gatekeeper for "real gamers".

Who has said anything about legislating women in video games? That's quite the strawman you have going.

He was in the first episode of the UK show Secret Diary of a Call Girl, and he shows off his bum. Worth. Every. Penny.

I realize I am late to this party but...Jason Momoa...

THIS. FOREVER THIS.

No no no no NO! There is no way you can have a discussion of the sexiest man alive without Tom Mison. Period. End of story. He can ichabod all over my crane any day of the week.