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Apricot Poodle Riding Eeyore Across a Rainbow
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Awwwww, I left my animated gifs back at the house.

You know, teenage girls post pretty dumb photos on the internet sometimes, but it's clear that they don't intend those photos to be scrutinized at family dinner tables and described in detail on blogs. Yes, they put those photos on social media, but clearly they mean them for their friends, etc.

Oh yes. I'll take my interracial homo-erotica however I can get it.

I have the short-form picture but not the long-form. Will that do?

I'm going to need to see pics of him kissing his boyfriend while wearing a yarmulke before I believe you.

I have a black gay Jewish friend, so...

But what if I move like Jagger? Will it track that?

You see! Conservatives really do value education!

To make it simpler, I made a graph from Erin's post.

Related!

My counter argument for this is always Ripley. Written for a male actor, played by a female. No change to the story, just made everything awesome. Gender/sex-swapping doesn't change story line tightness, lazy writing does.

Don't you worry, MadPiglet. In a few years he'll be saying with a sigh, "I used to piss in these."

NO MORE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!

Dude. Seriously? :/

99% of Egyptian women have experienced sexual violence/assault in their lives. But "...such vile behavior was not characteristic of the Egyptian people." There's a disconnect somewhere, and I think it's in this dudes fuckin' head.

Last night I described his face to my partner as "brunette Ken doll and Mitt Romney had a baby, except the baby is older than both of them".

A woman on her own is like a drop of water, but put us all together and we have the strength of the sea.

C-can we help them get that cool biker gang to protect them and guard them? I mean, I wouldn't be opposed to some teenage shitheads getting the shit beat out of them for vandalizing, spray-painting, and harassing innocent, defenseless people. Yes? Yes?