We'll know that we've reached true equality when gays and lesbians feel free to approach their wedding with the same vulgar sense of entitlement and ingratitude that straight people have.

VIDEO GAME SEXISM EQUALITY NOW!

This is very confusing, as I thought one must have a joystick to play a game. That's what all the poor spellers on Twitter say.

Excuse me, but you don't get to tell us how to come out and to whom. We have to come out everyday we choose not to lie about who we are. If someone asks me if I'm married, I will say, "Yes, my wife and I have been married for two years and I dragged her down the aisle after six years of dating!" You tell the world…

Sorry. I thought this was going to be a recap of Burn Notice.

"I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex."

Angelina Jolie has now done more to spread breast cancer awareness and probably save lives than the American Cancer Society could have done with a $50 million ad campaign.

You know, Pat Robertson is right. Homosexuals can change.

My first thought when I saw Honey Boo Boo's dress!

I found this both hysterical and also really depressing. Just think about how many people in your life you've had a conversation with who were doing the exact same thing and you didn't even realize it.

Before anyone want to come on here and say this is what abortions are in every case... No one approves of this. Everyone is horrified by this. This is not what an abortion provider looks like. And this is EXACTLY why we need safe, legal abortion providers, sex education, birth control, and the abolishment of…

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