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Apricot Poodle Riding Eeyore Across a Rainbow
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Pretty sure the gold sequins in the top photo are sparkly rick-rack, which is also the name of my new band!

I would hesitate to say that sports is easy, based on the sheer volume of statistics and knowledge a writer would have to have to effectively cover the topic.

Something like that. We’re women. Mysterious.

Women take a lot of extra work.

Wow, not normally a butt girl, but I could definitely be persuaded with this photo.

Heh, I had to give my Vanilla to my sister because I HAAAATED it.

(Also, I love mint tingles, so I’m definitely not the person to give an opinion of the strength of theirs.)

Are you North Carolina? That’s just so terrible. :(

I’ve purchased from Sephora and Amazon!

I was agreeing with you! East Coast or older dude.

They have a TON of different flavors! Grapefruit, Mango, Vanilla - a ton to pick from. You won’t have an issue finding something that works.

Really? I think that is one of the most attractive things on anyone, anywhere. I know it’s not about my boner, but knowing someone smiles a lot just says so much about them.

Honestly, that’s my opinion too, and I’m in Denver. Or you’re an older dude who sprays it on like it’s sunscreen.

This is a tip from me to you: if you are in need of the most kickass lip balm on the planet that will help bring your dry, chapped lips back from the brink of death, get you some Jack Black Intense Therapy Lip Balm. It has changed my life. Lipstick looks like less of a joke now. So. Wonderful.

Don’t, it could probably use a wash. :P

I truly believe that the one sport I excel at beyond all others is bouncing on a trampoline. I have two legs, decent balance, and a ton of hubris.

Right?? How easy is that to do? Star Wars adult party: ON!

I’m kinda pissed you didn’t invite me, tbh. I want one of those cookies.

I’m laying down the truth over here!