We’ll just push buttons on them, hoping something finally works, much like our vibrators

That is an affront to actual good boobs.

This article? Baller.

Cup stacking: the only sport where the phrase “in your cups” means you probably did well that day.

For sure I thought this would have been Portland.

I hope this type of things sets the bar for other states. We need this everywhere!

Dammit, all my favorite shows had musical episodes. *sweeps self into Buffy/Xena trashpile*

The inclusion of Wilson Phillips’ “Hold On” is everything to me.

It’s like the musical episode of your favorite show: weird but fun, wouldn’t want it every day, and back to business next week.

Sometimes only a few minutes after it was on the way in.

These writers are usually forced to cover golf, and if that’s not some kind of fetish, I don’t know what is.

You are old and grumpy, but we’ll forgive you just this once.

Came here to say exactly this. Those quads ain’t gonna show themselves.

Pretty much this, exactly! I enjoy watching them on screen, but they all are so similar in their white-dudeness. Honestly, Deadpool was probably the first time I’ve ever liked RR in anything because it was so different.

This post is on fire, figuratively.

Honestly, I think I’m you??? Did you misplace me somewhere?

Hello, best photo not of Ryan Gosling.

That’s Jensen Ackles from Supernatural. *shows self out*

I was going to answer Matt Bellamy, but your answer killed it.

The one with the judgment.