They’ll just do a special about it on the Disney Channel. “High School Slender-Man Musical.” It’ll KILL in ratings.

Schizophrenics can bring together a lot of unrelated things to fit in with their mental narrative. My mom thinks commercials talk to her so she doesn’t watch tv anymore.

Not murder, just stabbed a metric fuck ton of times. Luckily, she lived.

But does this have to be a lesson to other 12-year-olds? I think the judge’s reasoning is perfectly sound. At this point it’s not about anyone else.

Yes. Hold it to you like the waters of eternal life.

Nailed it.

“suggesting that its use is relegated to those internet users who are in their 30s rather than their 20s.”

DragonCon, hollaaaaaa! Although I’m still flying Southwest. Pray for me.

They’re the cheapest only because they haven’t charged you your seat picking fee (real), checked bag fee (real), and pain fee (probably real). By the time you get through with it all, Southwest is really the better option.

My luggage isn’t that cute! :P

Dammit. :(

Cosplay. Sometimes you gotta check both bags and have your carry-on because how else is your hoop skirt making it to Atlanta!??

I raaaarely meet people with my last name. I mean, it would have had to be a pretty big coincidence!

That’s...wow. UGH.

Well played.

No, it was definitely empty!

A flask with my entire name engraved on it was stolen out of my bag on the way to a convention. WHO WANTS A FLASK WITH MY NAME???

Snap! I love me a good sewing site.

But at least you found one you loved, right? I hope you did!

There’s no “was” about it - ONTD is alive and kicking. I follow their Twitter feed and it never disappoints.