Can this person also research why my twin does not like dark chocolate? I'm starting to believe that this is the clue that will lead me to discover she is an actual intergalactic alien.

A few days late, but damn, dude, I'm really sorry you had to deal with that.

Shhhh, if I don't know the science it can't happen!

I haven't died yet!

My dog is a nose kisser, and I could care less what he eats because holy shit, I love him to pieces. He's my kid.

The first place I've gone for news about this is Twitter. Having many friends retweeting varied sources has provided such wonderful, expansive coverage since everyone follows someone different. Screw CNN or another news channel, I want to see the tweets from the people who are there, who are living this.

Yeah, at this point you just get through how you can.

I'm pretty sure black Americans have realized this long, LONG before now. :(

But tomatoes are a fruit, and that means you're talking all crazy now.

The bleemus!

Did anyone ever have a cake with their printed image (or another photo) when they were younger? There is almost nothing more bizarre than eating your own face as frosting. Also, the image was also slightly not cake texture.

I, too, am one of those folks who hopes that I don't languish in the greys this time. I've been an active member for like 5 years now and I really enjoy the community!!

Tomatoes are clearly the best fruit, ever. They make so many different sauces and you can pair them with nearly everything. SO DELICIOUS.

This got me. Thanks, and you jerk! <3

As someone who comes to Jezebel to interact (or at least read the comments), I'm super bummed out by Gawker's take on this. Part of my love for this site has been reading the intelligent, witty, and many times funny things that the other posters here have to say, and the fact that this troll keeps hanging around will…

This. I posted for several years and never got out of the greys.

I posted reliably safe comments on Jez for years and could never get out of the greys. It was terribly frustrating because I felt like I was trying hard to be a good commenter!

Mind if we call you Groot?

I wish, my friend. I wish.

It's a good way to go.